I’m happiest with a steaming cup of green tea, a Marlboro Red, and a Vladimir Nabokov novel.

I’m happiest with a steaming cup of green tea, a Marlboro Red, and a Vladimir Nabokov novel.

Can we all take a moment to appreciate that I’m going to college in the state with the most expensive cigarettes?

Can we all take a moment to appreciate that I’m going to college in the state with the most expensive cigarettes?

I’m getting tatted on my 18th birthday

I’m getting tatted on my 18th birthday

I have to translate stuff from Chinese to English for my job but translating is a pain in the ass when you’re functionally illiterate in Chinese Bing translator, don’t fail me now

I have to translate stuff from Chinese to English for my job but translating is a pain in the ass when you’re functionally illiterate in Chinese

Bing translator, don’t fail me now

pizzangelato: I had a dream that I saw you and asked about your plans. You told me you had a date. I told you to suck a dick. I’m so proud of you/this

pizzangelato:

I had a dream that I saw you and asked about your plans. You told me you had a date. I told you to suck a dick.

I’m so proud of you/this

According to the Cornell alcohol awareness course, my alcohol tolerance is “very high.”

According to the Cornell alcohol awareness course, my alcohol tolerance is “very high.”

microfibrils: on ur period like (via pizzangelato)

microfibrils:

on ur period like

(via pizzangelato)