I have to translate stuff from Chinese to English for my job but translating is a pain in the ass when you’re functionally illiterate in Chinese Bing translator, don’t fail me now

I have to translate stuff from Chinese to English for my job but translating is a pain in the ass when you’re functionally illiterate in Chinese

Bing translator, don’t fail me now

pizzangelato: I had a dream that I saw you and asked about your plans. You told me you had a date. I told you to suck a dick. I’m so proud of you/this

pizzangelato:

I had a dream that I saw you and asked about your plans. You told me you had a date. I told you to suck a dick.

I’m so proud of you/this

According to the Cornell alcohol awareness course, my alcohol tolerance is “very high.”

According to the Cornell alcohol awareness course, my alcohol tolerance is “very high.”

microfibrils: on ur period like (via pizzangelato)

microfibrils:

on ur period like

(via pizzangelato)

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny (Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via pizzangelato)

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via pizzangelato)

A sad fact: I gave you my heart and you broke it. A sadder fact: I’d let you break it again.

A sad fact:
I gave you my heart and you broke it.

A sadder fact:
I’d let you break it again.